I got this list sent to me in my email...check out #1!!!!
Vince's dad would have loved making this list I'm sure!

Top Ten Country & Western Songs:

10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine

9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With a Few

8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'

6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win

5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here

4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him

3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger

2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer

And the Number One Country & Western song is...

1. It' s Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My *$$ All Day Long.

That's cool Dawn.You're right about Vince's Dad . I guess he wrote that song from the line his Dad used to say .

I think Vince would find that so funny !

I heard Vince repeat that line he said that is what is dad told him and then he wrote the song about it.
its on the (notorious cherry bombs cd) if you haven't got it yet good songs on it.
love ya, Shirl 81 in pa.

And then it dawned on Vince that the line was about his mother! *L*