Some things to Think About:
Can you cry under water? _____
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? _____
Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? _____
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? _____
Why does a round pizza come in a square box? _____
What disease did cured ham actually have? _____
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? _____
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? _____
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? _____
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? _____
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? _____
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway . _____
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural? _____
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? _____
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?_____
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? _____
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? _____
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! _____
If Wiley E Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? _____
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,what is baby oil made from? _____
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? _____
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? _____
Why did you just try singing the two songs above? _____
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt? _____
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you,but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window? ____
Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place? _____
Full Version: Not a game
AWESOME points to ponder, Anna. How about a few more?
How can the cops cuff a one-armed man?
If the cops arrested a mime, do they have to tell him that he has the right to remain silent?
If it's 0 degrees outside today and it's supposed to twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
What color will a Smurf turn if you choke it?
What part of the monkey is the wrench from?
Why do we sing "Take Me Out To The Ball Game" when we are already there?
How can the cops cuff a one-armed man? If the cops arrested a mime, do they have to tell him that he has the right to remain silent? If it's 0 degrees outside today and it's supposed to twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be? What color will a Smurf turn if you choke it? What part of the monkey is the wrench from? Why do we sing "Take Me Out To The Ball Game" when we are already there?This is a "lo-fi" version of our main content. To view the full version with more information, formatting and images, please click here.