Ladies, our schoolgirl crushes on Vince were meant to be kept at bay. I hope you enjoy my fabricated factoids.

1. If Amy's aura appears to have waned in the slightest, it is because her halo is on display at The Smithsonian.

2. Amy's recent trip to the emergency room resulted in Vanderbilt Hospital's first official diagnosis of stigmata.

3. Amy's kitchen apron is 1/2 scale and full design of Loretta Lynn's grand dame concert gowns.

4. Amy is able to greet Vince at the door in a Jane Seymour(ish) bun, take the ribbon from her hair, shake it loose and let it fall in slo-mo and 3D!

Face it ladies, we are out of our league! Thinking that anyone married to Vince has a great sense sense of humor too!

My sassy humor aside, I am so happy the they are together. I would lose my faith in love if they were not.